Good Afternoon Citizens of the world!
As I was driving to class this morning I overheard an interesting conversation on the radio this morning, They were talking about how people stand in line at movie theaters or fast food places and brought up a good point. A lot of them stand there and act as though they don't know what they want. Now I don't know about you guys but I for one know what I want before I get there. Example: I've been going to McDonalds since forever and I always order the exact same thing (I thought everyone else did the exact same thing) But apparently I'm wrong. Hell I could recite that entire menu on command if I had to.
That was part one of the aforementioned conversation which I found oddly gripping. I think the same thing applies to movies to. They mentioned that but I agree. I mean ok fine there are going to be one off's where couples show up and say "No Hun You choose" and all of that pointless banter and lets face it folks... that's going to happen wherever you go so no point in getting uppity about it. But really I think that most of us go to these places with pre-perceived notions of what we're going to watch/eat and I don't know particularly why but it still angers me even though I expect it to happen.
Thoughts?
Monday 19 September 2011
Sunday 18 September 2011
You Are Not A Beautiful And Unique Snowflake.
Why Hello There!?
Welcome onlookers to the curious twisted world of my nightmare, My name is Calvin and I will be your host for the evening, please no outside drink or food, it'll make my consumeristic nature feel bad because you won't buy anything...
Enough with the trivial introductions. For my first posting I will simply be telling you voracious readers about myself.
First and foremost let me just say this: I'm not doing this to be cool or for profit in fact I'm just doing this for *gasp* fun. In the immortal words Hank Moody. The internet was supposed to revolutionize use, it was supposed to bring us forward and educate us but all it's done is hold us back. All you see on the net is Howard Stern's sexual shows (not to mention the odd tendency to flaunt his dick in public) and 24/day access to kiddie porn. This blog will be political, sexual, funny, rude etcetera. I'm here to say the shit that's on all our minds but no one has the balls to say anything because we're all too wrapped up in the system that we are afraid to... well do anything. I'm nothing but a 21 year old Political Scientist who enjoy's Urban Philosophy. I'm the "nice guy" I have so much to offer a woman but yet have never had a relationship last more than a few months. Think with your heads ladies not your Vagina. I tend to get stuck in the friend zone.
Is that because I have a few extra pounds? Is that because I'm smart, intelligent and witty? The answer to all the above is no. The true answer is Attachment to desire ladies and gentlemen The media has us all so wrapped up in our tiny useless lives working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't fucking need. (at least not in the hunter/gatherer sense of the word) We all want that toned sexy guy/girl but the reality is we'll never attain that. As Tyler Durden once said: "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you are the same decomposing matter as everything else. We're slowly learning that fact and well I for one am very... very angry about it.
A final thought for the evening: The things you own end up owning you...
Stay Tuned.
Welcome onlookers to the curious twisted world of my nightmare, My name is Calvin and I will be your host for the evening, please no outside drink or food, it'll make my consumeristic nature feel bad because you won't buy anything...
Enough with the trivial introductions. For my first posting I will simply be telling you voracious readers about myself.
First and foremost let me just say this: I'm not doing this to be cool or for profit in fact I'm just doing this for *gasp* fun. In the immortal words Hank Moody. The internet was supposed to revolutionize use, it was supposed to bring us forward and educate us but all it's done is hold us back. All you see on the net is Howard Stern's sexual shows (not to mention the odd tendency to flaunt his dick in public) and 24/day access to kiddie porn. This blog will be political, sexual, funny, rude etcetera. I'm here to say the shit that's on all our minds but no one has the balls to say anything because we're all too wrapped up in the system that we are afraid to... well do anything. I'm nothing but a 21 year old Political Scientist who enjoy's Urban Philosophy. I'm the "nice guy" I have so much to offer a woman but yet have never had a relationship last more than a few months. Think with your heads ladies not your Vagina. I tend to get stuck in the friend zone.
Is that because I have a few extra pounds? Is that because I'm smart, intelligent and witty? The answer to all the above is no. The true answer is Attachment to desire ladies and gentlemen The media has us all so wrapped up in our tiny useless lives working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't fucking need. (at least not in the hunter/gatherer sense of the word) We all want that toned sexy guy/girl but the reality is we'll never attain that. As Tyler Durden once said: "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you are the same decomposing matter as everything else. We're slowly learning that fact and well I for one am very... very angry about it.
A final thought for the evening: The things you own end up owning you...
Stay Tuned.
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